Chris' Favourite People: Michael Swaim

Alright, so this is a new idea that I’m gonna try, and it’s gonna be a little more serious that my other posts. I would like to use this article to advertise people that I admire and look up to in some way or another. Why am I advertising here and not somewhere where someone may actually read what I write you ask? Shut the fuck up, that’s why!

Fun With REAL Video Games

So Chris thinks he can get away with talking about video games eh? Well, I'm not going to dive into what I think is a good MMORPG. No, I'm here to talk about REAL VIDEO GAMES, not the garbage you'll find on a 360, PS3, Wii, and other crap. No, I'm here to talk about one thing only...

Fun With Video Games

I would like to clear this up now. Yes, I play World of Warcraft. No, I’m not a WoW geek. So, do not ask me if I am. I really do not play all that much. Anyways, I’d like to(well, I mean that I’m gonna) talk about my favourite and probably most underrated macro in WoW. This is of course the /em macro. This macro pretty much acts as a text version of an emote you would see in MSN, but can do pretty much anything you want. I find it quite odd that this is rarely used, as half of the game is trolling and flame wars. This can be used for many different situations to help win an argument. The situations can range anywhere from ripping their heads off and feasting on their blood to shaking your fist at them in anger.

My Terrible Secret

There’s no better way you can get to know someone other than from their secrets. I want the fans (as in, the other guy who writes for our blog, because I doubt anyone else will read it) to know what their bloggers are like. Well I’m really ashamed to tell you this, as anyone would be if they told someone. It’s gonna shock you, but here it is. I enjoy listening to “The Simpsons” audio commentary.

The Beginning

Alright, so here it is. The Beginning, just like the title says. This blog has two main authors, which would be me, YK as I'd like to be called, and koolguy1029, who'd like to simply be called Chris. Me and Chris will take turns writing on this blog, not every day, but enough to spice up your sexy little taste buds.

Me, I'm what you'd call "normal but border-line insane". One second I appear to be well mannered, smart, than next thing you know I'm a sly bastard, like Harmonica from Once Upon a Time In The West, and than I'm cussin' out all you foo's, like Mr. T. I guess you'd say I'm "hard to figure out" (that's what she said?).

Chris, well, Chris can be compared to a sort of....hobo off the street. Seems like a good person, but in reality he's just some rich boy who sits in the streets, making free money. Or he's really just some n00b, who's posts REEK of fail. Either way, he's an author, a poet, a modern Guido, or whatever else you wanna call him. I'm willing to bet none of this barely sums him up, but hey, it's Chris, that's what he is.

So this is the start, a New Hope, or it's just another blog. But, when it comes down to it, you have to remember one very important thing about this awesome little blog.

Annie is Kurdt too!

-YK, Jedi Consular