Super Mario Land 2 Never Gets Old

(Note: I started writing this article months ago, but only finished it now. I lost the groove i had while writing it and was really just trying to finish it up)

Think back to when you were a little kid. There was that one game that you loved and would always want to play with your friends. That game I'm talking about is Pokemon. Now, think back to that game that you played as a kid that you would still play now without being embarrassed. That game is obviously one of the 100000(not exaggerated) Super Mario games. Mario is one of the biggest funchises(not a typo)in the gaming world. How big is it exactly? Well, according to Statistics Canada, 100% of me doesn't give enough of a shit to look up the exact numbers.

Music For Mornings

I'm not using this article's title to start a chain or articles in which I talk about music every morning. If you came here expecting that, I have 2 things to say to you. The first being, why are you on this barren blog? If this turns out not to be a mixup with another website(which would have been a major fuck-up), the exit is right there (I'm referring to the "X" that you see at the top right corner of your browser). Im writing this article to talk about music that I enjoy listening to while waking up. The reason for doing this is because some people have recommended I talk about music in this blog. This means that:
1. We have people that read the blog
2. They won't even make an acount and subscribe to give us more followers!

Chris' Favourite People: Michael Swaim

Alright, so this is a new idea that I’m gonna try, and it’s gonna be a little more serious that my other posts. I would like to use this article to advertise people that I admire and look up to in some way or another. Why am I advertising here and not somewhere where someone may actually read what I write you ask? Shut the fuck up, that’s why!

Fun With REAL Video Games

So Chris thinks he can get away with talking about video games eh? Well, I'm not going to dive into what I think is a good MMORPG. No, I'm here to talk about REAL VIDEO GAMES, not the garbage you'll find on a 360, PS3, Wii, and other crap. No, I'm here to talk about one thing only...

Fun With Video Games

I would like to clear this up now. Yes, I play World of Warcraft. No, I’m not a WoW geek. So, do not ask me if I am. I really do not play all that much. Anyways, I’d like to(well, I mean that I’m gonna) talk about my favourite and probably most underrated macro in WoW. This is of course the /em macro. This macro pretty much acts as a text version of an emote you would see in MSN, but can do pretty much anything you want. I find it quite odd that this is rarely used, as half of the game is trolling and flame wars. This can be used for many different situations to help win an argument. The situations can range anywhere from ripping their heads off and feasting on their blood to shaking your fist at them in anger.

My Terrible Secret

There’s no better way you can get to know someone other than from their secrets. I want the fans (as in, the other guy who writes for our blog, because I doubt anyone else will read it) to know what their bloggers are like. Well I’m really ashamed to tell you this, as anyone would be if they told someone. It’s gonna shock you, but here it is. I enjoy listening to “The Simpsons” audio commentary.

The Beginning

Alright, so here it is. The Beginning, just like the title says. This blog has two main authors, which would be me, YK as I'd like to be called, and koolguy1029, who'd like to simply be called Chris. Me and Chris will take turns writing on this blog, not every day, but enough to spice up your sexy little taste buds.

Me, I'm what you'd call "normal but border-line insane". One second I appear to be well mannered, smart, than next thing you know I'm a sly bastard, like Harmonica from Once Upon a Time In The West, and than I'm cussin' out all you foo's, like Mr. T. I guess you'd say I'm "hard to figure out" (that's what she said?).

Chris, well, Chris can be compared to a sort of....hobo off the street. Seems like a good person, but in reality he's just some rich boy who sits in the streets, making free money. Or he's really just some n00b, who's posts REEK of fail. Either way, he's an author, a poet, a modern Guido, or whatever else you wanna call him. I'm willing to bet none of this barely sums him up, but hey, it's Chris, that's what he is.

So this is the start, a New Hope, or it's just another blog. But, when it comes down to it, you have to remember one very important thing about this awesome little blog.

Annie is Kurdt too!

-YK, Jedi Consular